ʻO wai ka mea i kanalua! ʻAe, ua pulu nā lehelehe o kēia kumu hoʻohālike keʻokeʻo no ka manawa lōʻihi - ua kiʻekiʻe ʻo ia i ka manaʻo e lawe i kona poʻo i loko o kona waha. Ua ʻohi maoli ʻo ia iā ia i ka wā pana! Ua manaʻo ʻoe ʻaʻole ʻo ia i manaʻo? ʻAʻole ʻo ia i hana! Hiki iā ʻoe ke haʻi mai iā ia ʻo ke kālā a me nā dicks kona nāwaliwali nui loa. Akā, pono ʻoe e laka i nā puka ke kuʻi ʻoe i ka moa. Whoo-ha-ha!!!
ʻOpio, ʻaʻole pono ka dicks. Makemake au e hoʻopaʻa maikaʻi iā ia.
Makemake au e luai
He wikiō weliweli me kahi kaikamahine me kahi kiʻi kīnā ʻole. He aha nā pūhaka, nā wāwae, ka hoki. He paʻakikī ke pale aku i ke aloha me ia. ʻO ke kāne kāne maikaʻi a kiʻekiʻe ke kāne me ia. Hiki iā ʻoe ke nānā iā lāua ʻelua no nā hola.
Honi wale wau i koʻu ʻūhā a ʻaʻole loa i hiki i koʻu ʻiʻo, ʻo ia ʻo 56 i kēlā manawa.
Nā wikiō pili
ʻAʻohe mea āu e ʻōlelo ai, akā ʻo kahi anal i hoʻomohala maikaʻi ʻia e hāʻawi i ke kāne i ka hauʻoli nui! Aloha au i ka wahine anal, hiki ke hoʻopaʻa paʻa i ka anal wale nō!